sandra-giselle:

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

My Mom walked in and she thought i was watching porn

Reblog if your inbox is lonely and needs anons
If I can talk to you and not be judged, reblog this.

(Source: bloggingslut)

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

Coldplay - Magic 

I don’t want anybody else but you.

(Source: bridlebends)

Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush?

Yip

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phobias:

fuck girls but also fuck girls you feel me

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helioscentrifuge:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

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