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writingyouwet:

Put ‘unf’ in my ask if you find me attractive.

sexti0n:

*anxiously waits for the zero messages i’ll get*

(Source: hypocriteofwords)

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

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April 18th at 08:57PM

not-terribly-elegant:

theroguefeminist:

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We’re we.

Here fuck.

We’re shit.

Queer up.

plz-save-me-from-the-monsters:

dlubes:

theamazonprince:

internetexplorers:

*accidentally sucks your dick*

you just described gay porn

aw cmon gay porn has more plot than that. its more like

*delivers your pizza*

*accidentally sucks your dick*

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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(Source: buttlicked)

221bspooky:

Dear tumblr staff,

stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)

(Source: canon-autopsy)